Ab                               C
My bathing suit's drying on the Porsche
                          Db
My mother is crying upstairs
C
It’s bad, man
Db
You bad man
Eb                        Ab
And all I want is my Jessica
Mine Jessica
Mine Jessica
C
Mein hessikan
Mein hessikaner
Db       C        Db         Eb
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

[Hook]

Ab                           C
You can let me off of the leash
               Db 
I won’t come near ya
C               Db    Eb
I won’t come near ya
Ab
Teach me to bark
               C
Teach me to speak
               Db
I won’t come near ya
C              Db   Eb
I won’t come near ya
Ab                           C
Some girls, they call the shots
Db      C        Db          Eb
Other girls might call you schatz
   Ab                       C
But, Jessica you’re the girl
               Db
I love you lots
                 C        Db           Eb
I love your locks and your lox and your lahks

[Verse 2]
Ab                                 C
My physical it looms on the schedule
                         Db 
I wanna be healthy for you
                        C
I hope it’s not bad, man
           Db
You’re bad, man
          Eb                 Ab
Cause all I want is my Jessica
Mi Jessica
C
Me necesita coronita jessica
Db                                C
Mein jessikaner jahtzenheimer hessika
Db
Mine Jessica
Eb
Mine Jessica

[Hook]

Ab                           C
You can let me off of the leash
               Db 
I won’t come near ya
C               Db    Eb
I won’t come near ya
Ab
Teach me to bark
               C
Teach me to speak
               Db
I won’t come near ya
C              Db   Eb
I won’t come near ya
Ab                           C
Some girls, they call the shots
Db      C        Db          
Other girls might call you schatz
Eb   Ab                       C
But, Jessica you’re the girl
               Db
I love you lots
                 C        Db           Eb
I love your locks and your lox and your lahks

Ab    C    Db C Db Eb

[Bridge]
Dein Gesicht und mein Gesicht könnten gute freunde sein
Dein Gesicht und mein Gesicht könnten gute freunde sein
Dein Gesicht und mein Gesicht könnten gute freunde sein
Dein Gesicht und mein Gesicht könnten gute freunde sein
Dein Gesicht und mein Gesicht könnten gute freunde sein

[Chorus (Shortened)]
Ab
Teach me to bark
               C
Teach me to speak
               Db
I won’t come near ya
C              Db   Eb
I won’t come near ya
Ab                           C
Some girls, they call the shots
Db      C        Db          Eb
Other girls might call you schatz
   Ab                       C
But, Jessica you’re the girl
               Db
I love you lots